we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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