Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
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