You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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