I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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