he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
