Dual....:-)
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
You were trust falling into bushes
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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