Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
Sex on a trampoline was so worth getting a mosquito bite on my penis
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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