I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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