so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
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