It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
I am available for nakedness
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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