Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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