Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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