She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I have tasted many bathrooms
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