Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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