I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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