shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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