I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
being pregnant is like rehab
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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