But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
Be still, my beating vagina.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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