I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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