I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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