So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
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