I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
is wine microwaveable?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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