i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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