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hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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