im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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