who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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