so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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