I'm lost and stupid without you.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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