Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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