Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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