You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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