How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
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