guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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