some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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