Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Randomize
