So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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