Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
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