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(303): View more from Colorado

do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back

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(812): View more from Indiana

Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless

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(770): View more from Georgia

Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am

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(208): View more from Idaho

Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.

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(863): View more from Florida

It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.

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(716): View more from New York

You have no concept of how high I am, do you?

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(909): View more from California

I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.

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