He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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