I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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