I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
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