Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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