i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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