Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
He just showed up at my house and was like "have you seen an axe laying around?" he wasnt wearing any shoes.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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