Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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