i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Dude I just masturbated laying underneath my Christmas tree. Apparently all I want for Christmas is to get laid.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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