if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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