i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
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