Have you finally orgasmed yet?
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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