okay pat passed out under dana's car
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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